![]() The regular plug-in style cable would have sufficed. If the Crescendo and the dock, are both not sitting on a flat, hard surface, you may as well forget it. It’s a pain in the ass trying to get the long, slender Crescendo to balance on the precise spot for it to then charge correctly. Yet, I find the disc-shaped cradle anything but easy to use. It’s intended to make charging the Crescendo easy as pie. Including a completely new and revamped, wireless charging station, that I just so happen to detest. Their extensive research did wind up producing some unique innovations. For this they deserve kudos, but that’s about a far as my admiration goes. MysteryVibe started off on the right foot, displaying their willingness to listen to consumers’ feedback by scrapping their original idea of using TPE and substituting silicone instead. Sounds like they wanted to craft the ultimate vibrator or the “One Vibrator to Rule Them All!”. They dreamed of “Creating a sex toy that would adapt to any body shape and vibrate to any pattern“. Before they ever began the project of creating their flagship product, the Crescendo, the UK-based MysteryVibe, composed of a group of engineers, researchers, and designers, spent years researching their design concept. You know what bothers me more than anything, though? The Crescendo really could have been something special.Ī little bit of history. The Crescendo’s vibrational strength, or should I say, lack thereof? One major issue that can’t be forgiven and that, my friends, brings me to the enormous, house-sized elephant in the room. ![]() Going as far as jotting down numerous checklists of pros vs cons, but there is one huge con that carries a lot of weight. Honestly, I tried hard to find any redeeming qualities that could justify t he Crescendo’s outrageously high price. ![]() Really though, I don’t think I’ve ever felt this strongly about a sex toy before. There, I finally said it out loud, well kind of, and I’m already starting to feel better. Deep breath in… Guys, I hate the MysteryVibe Crescendo. One Vibrator to Rule Them AllĪs a sex toy reviewer, I realize I’d be doing my readers a huge disservice if I attempted to sugarcoat my feelings or concerns with a certain sex toy. It’s hard for me to accept that sometimes there just is no silver lining. I’m the one always trying to dodge hurt feelings, negative vibes, and all the yucky stuff that comes along with them. A lot of the time I find it hard to confront uncomfortable or unpleasant issues head-on. Trying to ignore the feeling of impending doom, and figure out how I was going to get through it. ![]() I’ve never started a review with a facepalm before, but just before I started writing this, I sat with my head in my hands. ![]()
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